The Hallway wishes you well, because there’s always someone who won’t.

“When life gives you shitty comments” a portly white-bearded person once said “make Merry Shitmas Christmas Cards”. We listened, and from the bitterness, anger and sheer shittyness of our industry’s prolific creative critics rose the ultimate festive gift. We bring you a collection of cards that’s guaranteed to soothe the most battered of advertising egos, warm the hearts of the coldest of cold-hearted commenters and delight your friends and families who’ll never understand quite how much your latest 6 second bumper really matters. Order yours immediately to avoid disappointment.